First Round

In the debate,

Romney leads with: I love my many children and my one wife.

Gingrich:  How dare the evil news media start a presidential debate asking me about the national story about my second ex-wife telling a plausible story that I asked her for an open marriage.  I am so angry, but I love that the news media is feeding me these straight lines.  Please ask me about food stamp Presidents.  Please.   Please. Please.

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