Whoa, That Thing Looks Familiar

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I think I’ve seen it in my house. I mean, I have one of those little pinky girls who would own something like this, and if it had Hello Kitty on it, she would have two of them.

Praise Ponies! Yay!

Pictured: “Faith” Praise Pony. Ten cool accessories and Bible verse included! Justification by works sold separately!

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