Tweets of Lamentation

After he dropped a potentially game-winning touchdown pass, Buffalo Bills’ wide receiver Stevie Johnsons borrowed a page from King David’s playbook :

The next day he clarified: “And No I Did Not Blame God People! Seriously??!? CMon! I Simply Cried Out And Asked Why? Jus Like yal did wen sumthin went wrong n ur life!”

We Dallas Cowboy fans can empathize. We make similar lamentations every Sunday.

(Via: Gawker )

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