Swiss to Vote on Whether to Give Animals Lawyers

Don’t tell me I am an alarmist about human exceptionalism.  The Swiss—who have already declared the intrinsic dignity of individual plants—are now going to vote whether to permit animals to sue in court.  From the story:

Switzerland will hold a referendum next month on whether domesticated animals should have the right to be represented by lawyers in court. The country recently changed its constitution to ensure the protection of the “dignity” of plant life and passed a law last year guaranteeing rights for all creatures – from guinea pigs to goldfish. If Swiss voters approve the referendum in March, every canton in the country will be obliged to appoint a lawyer to act on behalf of pets and barnyard animals in order to protect them from abuse.

Of course, the real litigants will be animal rights activists—who put this initiative on the ballot.  They will use lawsuits to oppress animal using industries by bringing cases fair and foul. As I point out in my upcoming book, A Rat is a Pig is a Dog is a Boy, gaining legal standing for animals to bring cases in court is one of the top agenda items of the animal rights movement.

We’ll see if the Swiss are really so far gone that they will allow their animal using industries to be ruined by animal rights lawyers.  If the Swiss pass this nonsense, their agriculture will be turned into Swiss cheese and they will have only themselves to blame.