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Wesley J. Smith October 1, 2008

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Wesley J. Smith

Wesley J. Smith is host of the podcast Humanize and chairman of the Discovery Institute’s Center on Human Exceptionalism. His most recent book is Culture of Death: The Age of Do Harm Medicine.

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