Should Animals Be Doing More For Animal Rights?

This panel discussion from The Onion, has an interesting discussion of what animals should do to win the fight for their rights.

A few of my favorite lines:

“Animals need to stop eating each other and come to the table.”

“What should PETA do to get these rights for animals?”

“Just keep throwing paint on people!”

Yea, that should do it.

HT: Michelina

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