Scalia Is a Big Meanie

I mean just look at the man’s sweet face!

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I’m sure his mama would never take away his happy stick.

I mean he can obviously bear it, right? And it is an arm, right?  I don’t see what else we need to know, but Pete keeps mentioning something called Heller v. DC .  Some kind of “case” with arguments about the Constitution, with people going on and on for thirty or so pages, even quoting dictionaries !

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