Santorum vs. Gingrich

Santorum:  I beat Gingrich in Iowa and New Hampshire.  Newt is grandiose and unstable.

Gingrich:  You know all that stuff from the last thirty two years you liked.  That was me.  Also Kemp and Reagan some.

Santourm:  I helped break the House of Reps. bank scandal.  You didn’t have the guts to break it even though you knew about it.

Gingrich:  I also brought down a Democratic Speaker.  And I did that before you were there.  That doesn’t make sense as an answer, but I hope people won’t notice.

 

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