I Write Like …

The web tool at ” I Write Like . . . ” claims to use a statistical analysis tool that analyzes a person’s word choice and writing style and compares them to those of famous writers.

Based on my latest On the Square article, it concluded:

I write like
Stephen King

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I was a bit skeptical of the results but after running random samples of other First Things editors, I realized that it was completely accurate:

Joseph Bottum

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

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R.R Reno

I write like
Dan Brown

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David Goldman

I write like
Isaac Asimov

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David Mills

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