eBaywatch: Friday Edition

What time is it?

But don’t take my word for it. Listen to what the vendor has to say:

GREAT CLOCK TO HAVE AROUND THE HOUSE
RELIGIOUS ITEMS ARE GREAT
EVERYONE WILL LOVE THIS CLOCKS
MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR ANYONE

Which, I suppose, can be said of the Crucifixion itself, though I’m not sure I’d have put it quite that way, and I certainly wouldn’t have put it on a clock.

And you get four of them.

I think I needed coffee before I looked at this. Something to brace up my soul.

[Rating: -5 out of 100]

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