Let me see if I understand the T-shirt on the right correctly:
Don’t buy that Christmas gift and thereby perpetuate the consumerist mentality.
Do obliterate the lumpenproletariat, terrorize the masses, and establish a one-party dictatorship.
All by Christmas morning?
I went out and bought 11 more things just for spite . . .
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