This is a choice—it’s not a tragedy—
And we exist to help you get it done.
Why make this harder than it has to be?
Click through, review a wide variety
Of products and advice. Please, have some fun!
This is a choice and not a tragedy.
Our pills? Organic, and they’re gluten-free.
Don’t miss our “Steady Stand” to hold your gun.
Why make this harder than it has to be?
All items have a lifetime guarantee,
So rest assured you’ve bought the best, bar none.
Make a choice. Avoid a tragedy:
With our assistance you can probably
Forgo a costly, dangerous dry-run.
Friends make this harder than it has to be,
But we’re committed to your privacy
And won’t disclose your plans to anyone.
This is a choice. It’s not a tragedy.
Why make this harder than it has to be?
—Robert Crawford
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
Who Killed the Clancy Children?
After a Massachusetts jury failed to convict Lindsay Clancy of strangling her three small children to death…
A Terrible Coarsening
The now-ubiquitous terms “reproductive health” and “reproductive freedom” have contributed mightily to a slaughter of the innocents…
The Stench of Corruption
The Trump family’s exploitation of every opportunity to enrich themselves demoralizes me, as I’m sure it does…
