Yes, but Does It Come in Chocolate?

Baylor University is the largest Baptist university in the world . Lest anyone charge the institution with resting on such laurels, it will soon become the first university in the world to offer a vaccine for cocaine addiction .

Just one inoculation and your brain on drugs will look just like your brain on Wheetabix (a wholesome, tasty breakfast food, you’ll all agree).

Question: If you have a fear of needles, can the vaccine be snorted?

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