All right, this quiz is dadgum everywhere right now, but on the off-chance that you haven’t taken it yet . . . 
For the record, I took it twice. I am either Saint Melito or Origen. Make of that what you will.
But . . . uh . . . the Church Fathers collectively are . . . great . . .
Right, Al?
[Rating: 100 out of 100]
So which one are you?
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