What Do You Get When You Google “Christian Pet?”

Well, for starters, you get this.

I haven’t given much attention in, say, the last twenty years to “World’s Sexiest” awards, which must explain why I hadn’t realized that the “World’s Sexiest Christian” is a schnauzer.

You could get one of these to go with the shirt, maybe?

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