The Man in the Glassbooth

I am informed by some big-time know-it-alls that the event last night was not, in fact, the election, but that this whole presidential business will continue for quite some time, perhaps even into April. (Whatever happened to good old-fashioned court intrigue, poisoned figs, and jousts . . . )

Well, if you simply insist on this voting nonsense but still don’t know who to vote for, let Glassbooth choose the candidate best suited to your needs, using twenty (not ten— twenty ) points of compatability.

Stop wasting your time hanging out in bars, Internet cafes, and health clubs hoping to find Mr. or Ms. Right (or Left). Let a piece of software do it for you.

By way of Wired News .

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