The Different Kinds of Mustaches John McPhee Has Seen

Helen Andrews November 28, 2011

A list compiled after being stumped by reference to an “equitable mustache” in Looking for a Ship and then turning to Google Books with mischievous intent. All of these are real.

amiable

equanimous

tetragrammatonic

guileless

competent

sincere

white

inquiring

drooping dihedral

ample

soothing

blonde

analgesic

aggressive

trapezoidal

odobene

walrus

storybook

Guinness Book

tousled

well-cared-for

wicked

Helen Andrews

Helen Andrews is a former senior editor at the American Conservative, and the author of Boomers: The Men and Women Who Promised Freedom and Delivered Disaster.

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