Hello? ChristianShirts.com?
Whose clever idea was this? Who woke up one bright morning and thought, “I know what people want to wear to the mall! A hand impaled on a pencil, that’s what?”
I mean, what are we trying to illustrate here? Jesus as more than a good teacher . . . yeah . . . teacher . . . teacher . . . what do you think when you think teacher? And what do you think when you think Jesus? Put ‘em together and —
No. Just no.
I don’t want to wear it. I don’t want it on a mousepad or a coaster. Here, guest, welcome to my home, and please put your drink down on the bleeding pencil-impaled hand?
No.
And —
No.
[Rating: 2/100]
Well, that was easy.
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