Not Ambivalent About This One, No No No

Hello? ChristianShirts.com?

Whose clever idea was this? Who woke up one bright morning and thought, “I know what people want to wear to the mall! A hand impaled on a pencil, that’s what?”

I mean, what are we trying to illustrate here? Jesus as more than a good teacher . . . yeah . . . teacher . . . teacher . . . what do you think when you think teacher? And what do you think when you think Jesus? Put ‘em together and —

No. Just no.

I don’t want to wear it. I don’t want it on a mousepad or a coaster. Here, guest, welcome to my home, and please put your drink down on the bleeding pencil-impaled hand?

No.

And —

No.

[Rating: 2/100]

Well, that was easy.