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Jesus Temporary Tattoo. Bidding ends in 13 days, which is longer than He will last on your bicep.

You’ll want this to go with the tattoo, and this to complete the effect.

Or, if you’re more inclined towards the crypto-profound, this t-shirt might appeal to you instead.

Now, this thing here, I think, would make a perfectly good t-shirt, or even a tattoo. But what the heck. Your walls need Jesus emanating from a waterfall just as much as any . . . other . . . uh . . .

Anyway, then there’s this and this, mystifying described as “great for adults.”

Meanwhile, a question for our age: Does having a ”***CROSS*** Puffed *3D* Religious Silver Cell Phone Charm” make it all right for your phone to go off, playing music from Wicked, in the middle of church?

A wearable Christian math problem.

And finally.

Happy curiosity-shopping.

Collective [Rating: 24.39 out of 100], I guess.

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