Darn Dogwoods!

He did it again,

splashing snow on those

stunted beaming bushes who

then lord it over our

more stately

monochromes.

They’re spring

showoffs really––sniffing

at our more glorious

double-season changes

of superior

glowing

virescence.

Then they have

the audacity to litter

the forest floor

with all those

silly petals!

And don’t

weary me again

with tale their quad

blooms are reminiscent

of our Savior’s

cross;

stuntedness

a penalty for

having furnished

the wood He

was hung

upon.

Pine

told me on

good authority

it was oak. Those

snips would say

anything

to explain

away their beauty.

Ask them why in the fall

their ruddy rusted leaves

are setting for near

perfect

crimson berries!

I’d say

Somebody’s

playing favorites.

Next
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

The Fourth Watch

James F. Keating

The following is an excerpt from the first edition of The Fourth Watch, a newsletter about Catholicism from First…

St. Cuthbert and the Cave That Couldn’t Be Filmed

Jason M. Baxter

August 2025 in northern England was chilly and windy. I had gone over to this land along…

Ukraine’s Religious Leaders and Munich 2.0

George Weigel

Prior to the “Revolution of Dignity” that began on the Maidan, Kyiv’s Independence Square, in late 2013…