Curiosities for the Ordinand

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They asked you, “Why do you want to be ordained?”

You told them, “I just want to help people.”

Mr. Nice Tolerant Guy, this is your stole.

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Just like you, it makes a statement.

It says, “I believe in . . . stuff.”

Star of David? Star and Crescent? Yin-yang? Bring it on.

You can handle it all. In the same liturgy.

And you’re not afraid to wear a silk chantung chasuble, either.

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Mr. Nice Tolerant Guy, this is your day. And we salute you.

The Dancing Silk Company.

[Rating: 3/100]

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