Gary Shteyngart writes in The Russian Debutante’s Handbook (2007):
“A knowledgeable Russian lazing around in the grass, sniffing clover and munching on boysenberries, expects that at any minute the forces of history will drop by and discretely kick him in the ass.
“A knowledgeable Jew in a similar position expects history to spare any pretense and kick him directly in the face.
“A Russian Jew (knowledgeable or not), however, expects both history and a Russian to kick him in the ass, the face, and every other place where a kick can be reasonably lodged. Vladimir understood this. His take on the matter was: Victim, stop lazing about in the grass.”
