This is a little heavy-handed in its satire, but very funny anyway, but maybe I’m just a grumpy middle-aged guy who doesn’t have the energy to be post-anything. Though even if that’s true, the satire of hip Evangelicalism is still funny.
My thanks to Joseph Knippenberg for pointing me to this.
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