Why not call the sun the moon?
Or call coffee tea?
Why not call a cat a dog
Or a bird a bee?
Why not call all boys girls?
Call all Mamas Dad,
Call all opera rock ’n’ roll,
Call a lass a lad?
Say there is no climate change.
The truth will set you free.
The world is flat, so that is that,
And Hazel’s twenty-three.
