Comments on: Things For Which Most of Us Can Be Thankful

By: Roger Overton

Roger Overton — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:29:05 +0000

Joe, that doesn’t make any sense. The governor worked for you. Kind of like Bush worked for Cheney.

By: Joe Carter

Joe Carter — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:09:51 +0000

Frank Joe Carter is so lame, the Obama administration is using him as the unit of measure for their approval ratings.

Actually, that last part—”their approval rating”—should read “Obama’s ego.”

As for the rest, all I will say is that I’m so fearsome that Chuck Norris supported Mike Huckabee because he heard I worked for the governor and feared my disapproval.

By: Frank Turk

Frank Turk — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:44:22 +0000

Wow. It is going to go there.

Joe Carter is so lame that he crashed the state dinner and nobody noticed.

JMR, however, did get a note from Joe’s mom telling him Joe’s awesome. And famous.

By: John Mark Reynolds

John Mark Reynolds — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:54:58 +0000

Frank Turk is so lame that John McCain is more likely to be President, still.

By: John Mark Reynolds

John Mark Reynolds — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:54:30 +0000

Frank Turk is so lame that neither France nor Turkey will claim him.

By: Frank Turk

Frank Turk — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:25:00 +0000

Are we really gonna do this?

Joe Carter is so lame, the Obama administration is using him as the unit of measure for their approval ratings.

By: Rachel Motte

Rachel Motte — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:59:46 +0000

Joe Carter combs his hair with lasers and brushes his teeth with the future.

Or maybe that was Chuck Norris…. hm…

By: Frank Turk

Frank Turk — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:59:02 +0000

JMR -- that is the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said about me. And given that list of slogans, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. However, let the reader decide: Joe Carter Frank Turk

By: rebecca

rebecca — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:51:24 +0000

Yes, but isn’t Frank Turk is a comic book super hero?

By: John Mark Reynolds

John Mark Reynolds — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:37:28 +0000

Frank Turk versus Joe Carter would sell out fast . . . but sadly Frank I fear would end as quickly. Joe has training . . . and a steely eye. Joe Carter is the Chuck Norris of the Christian blogosphere.

By: Frank Turk

Frank Turk — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:10:30 +0000

The steel cage match is in my contract, so if that doesn’t happen, let’s just say that I’ll be jobbin’ the lot of ya.

See: THAT is something I’d sign.